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The 10 commandments of the Blackberry, @ fanultra

For every king comes with its laws, obey!

I. You will give your pin

One of the great attractions of this device, the BlackBerry Messenger application to chat, has redefined the flirting routine. Forget flowers, chocolates and Ricardo Arjona lyrics whisper in his ear, asking the PIN to the object of desire is the new "I can call you?".

II. Adelgazaréis your fingers to press a single key at a time

While the width of a human finger is between one and two cm., The key of a BlackBerry barely 0.4. So, until our species develop a thick thumbs spaghetti arrégleselas as possible to write "astralopithecus."

III. Publicaréis to your visits to the toilet

Where are we? "Where are we? Where did we come? All these existential questions are resolved through application of location as Formsquare, which, using the GPS system, allows the user to label in different parts of the map.

IV. May see you partying without panties, but they can never see your BB

The famous case of a hacker infiltrated the Paris Hilton cell represented a scandal that cost him the blonde some of your BFF. Now, do not want that to happen to us, right?

V. Subiréis photos of your cat standing on two legs, your dog yawning or your daughter doing the dance of the crash

17,176,261 Facebook users have installed Facebook for Blackberry application. If each of them up at least one photo per month, this means that year, the network would receive 206,115,132 photos of pets, babies drinking and obscene.

VI. Desprestigiaréis the iPhone for not having keys

While 41 million users have a "berry", Steve Jobs, Apple's white feather, revealed that its iPhone had already sold over 50 million units. In the war for cell phones that are no longer, what side are you?

VII. You will review your BlackBerry before, during and after each breath

The crack, a powerful drug derived from cocaine, served as the basis for a new term, according to Webster's Dictionary was the Word of the Year 2006: "CrackBerry" . If you believe that there is nothing wrong with checking your BlackBerry while riding bike care: addictions lead to death.

VIII. The BB will be your best working tool

The corporate sector was the first to succumb to the BB, because it served to advance tasks in situations that previously could not work (waiting rooms, visiting the toilet, funerals ...), but a study by King's College London found that two-thirds of the users, plus an increase of the working hours, including holidays and weekends. Arre!

IX. Learn to handle the wheel with your knees

Receive text messages might not let them see who goes in the opposite or that sewers do not have lids. Glenn Wilson, the author of the study of King's College, says that apart from dangerous, these distractions are a threat to the ratio and concentration, even worse than smoking cannabis in excess.

X. Eliminaréis of your diet, roast chicken and burgers for not grease your BlackBerry keyboard

According to a survey by Hewlett Packard, one in five users to interrupt their meals or appointments to attend to your cell. So if you are someone who takes lunch to discuss, via chat, what it tastes like suckling pig you are eating, look carefully at your plate, someone may have stolen the leather.

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